Sunday, March 9, 2008

The future's sooooooo bright, I gotta wear really, really big shades (Guest Blog)

I am not going to posit this idea as over or underrated. I am simply going to say it must stop. We cannot go on any longer in a civilized society pretending that this is a good look.

The oversized sunglasses look must come to an end. I understand how it happened, believe me. I think this woman is simply darling as well, but we cannot go on like this anymore. We have to remember this at all times: she was horrible human being. Do you really want to model your fashion look after someone who abandoned their whole family, and felt almost no guilt about it? Is that the kind of person you wish to resemble? I don't think you do.

Or are you possibly claiming to be inspired by this woman? Her blatant disregard for sensible eyewear might have led to the death of one of our most overrated Presidents. Think about it. Her large glasses could have easily caused a light flare big enough to blind all of the secret service men. I am not saying that's how it happened. I'm justsayin...

Last and certainly not least, men love this guy, but we would greatly appreciate it if women didn't try and resemble him.